The cloud is just someone else’s computer.
And judging by how often my files disappear… that guy needs to back up his shit.
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🔥 Top 10: The Tech & Computer Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 1995 Legacy: The CRT Monitor Desktop Squish
A workplace desk completely dominated by an enormous, heavy 15-inch monitor that takes up 90% of ... read more »
A workplace desk completely dominated by an enormous, heavy 15-inch monitor that takes up 90% of ... read more »
2. 1995 Classic: The Cybercafe Coffee Luxury
Paying five dollars an hour at a local coffee shop to sit in front of a computer screen, drinking... read more »
Paying five dollars an hour at a local coffee shop to sit in front of a computer screen, drinking... read more »
3. 1995 Classic: The Clipper Chip Cryptography Debate
Tech enthusiasts arguing on text-only internet newsgroups about whether a government-proposed enc... read more »
Tech enthusiasts arguing on text-only internet newsgroups about whether a government-proposed enc... read more »
4. 1995 Legacy: The Dot Matrix Banner Protocol
Printing a giant "Happy Birthday" banner on continuous tractor-feed paper, requiring you to caref... read more »
Printing a giant "Happy Birthday" banner on continuous tractor-feed paper, requiring you to caref... read more »
5. 1995 Classic: The Magnetic Tape Backup Grind
A system administrator spending every Friday night inserting a long, plastic cassette tape into t... read more »
A system administrator spending every Friday night inserting a long, plastic cassette tape into t... read more »
6. 1995 Classic: The Laptop Battery Weight Lifter
Carrying a portable computer that weighs eleven pounds and requires a brick-sized power adapter, ... read more »
Carrying a portable computer that weighs eleven pounds and requires a brick-sized power adapter, ... read more »
7. The Bash Command Night
A programmer finally brings a girl back to his apartment after a few dates. Things start heating... read more »
A programmer finally brings a girl back to his apartment after a few dates. Things start heating... read more »
8. 1995 Vintage: The Defrag Animation Comfort
Spending a rainy Sunday afternoon watching the Windows disk organization program move tiny colore... read more »
Spending a rainy Sunday afternoon watching the Windows disk organization program move tiny colore... read more »
9. 1995 Vintage: The 3D Maze Screen saver Trance
Staring blankly at a heavy CRT desktop monitor for twenty minutes, completely hypnotized by the d... read more »
Staring blankly at a heavy CRT desktop monitor for twenty minutes, completely hypnotized by the d... read more »
10. Password Problems
My password is “incorrect”.That way, whenever I forget it, the computer just says:“Your password... read more »
My password is “incorrect”.That way, whenever I forget it, the computer just says:“Your password... read more »
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[2008-03-27 ARCHIVE_LOG]CyberSteve: Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
[2002-01-19 ARCHIVE_LOG]Angelfire_User: Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
[2002-05-19 ARCHIVE_LOG]Napster_Leech: Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
[2010-09-04 ARCHIVE_LOG]Harry_Potter_Ron: Bloody brilliant, mate!
[2011-11-07 ARCHIVE_LOG]Oracle_Says: I knew you’d laugh at this.
[2000-03-07 ARCHIVE_LOG]Hattori_Hanzo_S: I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
[2012-08-17 ARCHIVE_LOG]Green_Day_Fan: Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
[2012-03-10 ARCHIVE_LOG]Grinds_My_Gears: You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
[2000-08-25 ARCHIVE_LOG]Hi5_Pro_User: High five for this joke!
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