The Cloud Explained
The cloud is just someone else’s computer.And judging by how often my files disappear… that guy needs to back up his shit.
36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2001 “Glitter, Green & Gorilla” Edition
In 2001, the 22nd Razzie Awards had an easy job. It was the year a pop diva tried her luck in cinema with catastrophic results,… Read More »36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2001 “Glitter, Green & Gorilla” Edition
38 Grammy Jokes: The 2003 “Norah Jones & The Great Chill” Edition
In 2003, the 45th Grammy Awards were dominated by a 23-year-old newcomer who made whispering into a microphone the most profitable career move of the… Read More »38 Grammy Jokes: The 2003 “Norah Jones & The Great Chill” Edition
The Dinner Guest
Hospitality is a virtue, unless it’s mandatory. I told my wife her mother is a “treasure.” She was touched until she realized I meant I… Read More »The Dinner Guest
Why did the belt get promoted to manager?
Because it was so good at holding things together during a crisis. That’s a true office hero.
How do you tell if a vampire has a cold?
You’ll know it immediately because he’ll be doing a lot of coffin!
2025 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Hobby
“I collect 2024 Apple Vision Pros. They’re so ‘Vintage’.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink & Universal Wellness” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2025 Legacy: The Selfie
Why did the blonde try to take a photo of her brain? She heard it was the only way to prove it was still “online.”… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Selfie
2025 Vintage: The “Post-Search” World
Why was there no arguing about facts? Because everyone has a “Context-Chip” that provides the correct answer to any question before anyone can even finish… Read More »2025 Vintage: The “Post-Search” World
2024 Classic: Best Melodic Rap Performance
Why “fukumean”? No, it was “All My Life” by Lil Durk and J. Cole! For proving that a kids’ choir and a street anthem are… Read More »2024 Classic: Best Melodic Rap Performance