Because it was so good at holding things together during a crisis. That’s a true office hero.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
Classic. Simply classic.
i dont get it… oh, wait! now i see it. lol, i am so slow today.
lol, i actually spit out my coffee. thanks for that… not. haha.
i’m laughing way harder than i should at this. help.
haha, i’m gonna use this at the pub tonight. hope i dont mess up the delivery.
this describes my entire week so far. brain mode: OFF.