Why did the book join the police?

It wanted to go undercover.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »

Because they’re shellfish.read more »

Because you can see right through them.read more »

By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »

They were acting odd.read more »

Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »

As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »

Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »

The students were too bright.read more »

Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt? A: It’s a big waist ...read more »

Kid: I had a thought. Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »

It was two tired.read more »

Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »

In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »

@AltaVista_Pro04/12/2014 13:55Best result I ever found on a search engine.

@Sid_Meier_Fan02/07/2005 02:53Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@Hercules_Xena06/06/2012 07:53By the gods, this is a funny one!

@Korben_Dallas_Tax12/13/2014 06:00I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Res_Dogs_MrPink05/05/2014 06:12I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@Gremlins_Gizmo03/07/2009 06:07Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@Chocolate_Rain10/27/2011 08:53I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Blogger_Default11/20/2006 05:43Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".