They were acting odd.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
...read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
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Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
Top tier web animation humor!