He couldn’t see himself doing it.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
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58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »
Q: When did they find water...
Q: When did they find water on the moon?
A: When it was waning!read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
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I should make a stickman movie about this.
More capacity for humor on this site!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!