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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
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