Because it saw the salad dressing.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
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61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
I see funny people... everywhere!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?