He was outstanding in his field.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Slaying the competition with these jokes.
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
Old school processing, new school laughs.
I knew you’d laugh at this.
This joke is an Epic Win!