Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Q: Did you hear about the...
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48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
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Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
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Nacho cheese.read more »
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In case he got a hole in one.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
I want it that way... the funny way!
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
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