Kid: Dad, my nose is running….
Kid: Dad, my nose is running. Dad: Well, you better go catch it!
Why did the blonde bring a telescope to the party?
She heard there would be a lot of “stars” there.
2025 Archive: The “Bio-Metric” Seating
Why did the chair move itself? Because it detected that Aunt Susan’s posture was “sub-optimal” and was forced-adjusting her into a “socially engaged” position. Part… Read More »2025 Archive: The “Bio-Metric” Seating
2024 Classic: The VCR Chronological Freeze
Accepting that the digital timer under the television screen will flash “12:00” for the rest of human history because the user manual was thrown away… Read More »2024 Classic: The VCR Chronological Freeze
2023 Classic: The Kenough
The mother-in-law saw the “I am Kenough” hoodie. She said, “You’re not ‘Kenough’—you’re barely ‘Intern-ough.’ Now go fetch my tea.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law… Read More »2023 Classic: The Kenough
2023 Vintage: The Jury Selection
Why did the lawyer reject the AI researcher? He didn’t want anyone on the jury who knew that his closing argument was just a “statistical… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Jury Selection
2022 Vintage: The Harry & Meghan Netflix
Why was the traveler staring at the screen for 6 hours? Because he wanted to see the “truth,” but he just ended up seeing a… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Harry & Meghan Netflix
2022 Classic: Don’t Worry Darling (Spitgate)
Why were the guests at the party staring at Harry Styles’ mouth? To see if he actually spat on Chris Pine, or if the internet… Read More »2022 Classic: Don’t Worry Darling (Spitgate)
2022 Vintage: The Everything Everywhere Bagel
Why was a laundromat owner the chosen one? Because the Daniels proved that the multiverse isn’t about superheroes—it’s about googly eyes, hot dog fingers, and… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Everything Everywhere Bagel
2021 Classic: The Ash Barty Wimbledon
Why was the “Evonne Goolagong” dress so lucky? Because Ash won the title exactly 50 years after her idol, proving that Australian tennis was back… Read More »2021 Classic: The Ash Barty Wimbledon