She heard there would be a lot of “stars” there.
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I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
The farce is strong with this one!
Letting this joke through the port.
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Problem? No, just laughs!
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.
i’m bookmarking this specific category. blonde jokes are my guilty pleasure.
i was expecting something else but this was a pleasant surprise!
best joke i’ve heard in months. simple and effective.
i’m still laughing. its been 5 minutes. help me.
does this work for blond guys too? asking for a friend… hahaha.
this is exactly why i bookmark this site. pure vibes.