44 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2017 Archive

The 2017 Top 10: Golden Classics

1. The Nintendo Switch: Why did the blonde try to slide two chocolate bars onto the sides of her iPad? She heard the new “Nintendo Switch” was the best way to have a “sweet” gaming experience.
2. The Fidget Spinner: Why did the blonde try to use her fidget spinner as a ceiling fan? She heard it could “cool down” her stress and thought it worked for the whole room.
3. The Despacito: Why did the blonde start walking in slow motion everywhere? She heard “Despacito” meant “slowly” and she wanted to live her life at a 2017 pace.
4. The iPhone X FaceID: Why did the blonde bring a giant photo of her own face to the computer store? She heard the new “FaceID” was the only way to unlock her life and didn’t want to forget her password.
5. The Bitcoin Boom: Why did the blonde try to “mine” Bitcoins in her flower pot? She heard they were “digital gold” and thought they needed some soil to grow into a fortune.
6. The Fortnite Launch: Why did the blonde start building a wooden fort in her office? She heard “Fortnite” was the biggest game of the year and she wanted to be the last one standing at the meeting.
7. The Tesla in Space: Why did the blonde try to throw her car keys at the moon? She heard Elon Musk sent a Tesla into space and thought she could “valet park” her sedan next to it.
8. The Salt Bae: Why did the blonde start throwing salt over her elbow during dinner? She watched “Salt Bae” and thought it was the only “sophisticated” way to season her fries.
9. The Wonder Woman: Why did the blonde wear a golden lasso to the grocery store? She watched “Wonder Woman” and wanted to make sure the cashier was telling the truth about the discounts.
10. The Smart Home: Why did the blonde start arguing with her light bulb? She heard she had a “Smart Home” and thought the kitchen light was judging her cooking skills.

The Full 2017 Archive (Extended List)

11. The Mouse: Why did the blonde give her mouse a piece of cheese? She thought it was “hungry” for more gigabytes.
12. The Keyboard: Why did the blonde put a bandage on her keyboard? She heard she had a “stuck” key.
13. The Monitor: Why did the blonde put sunglasses on her monitor? She said the “Windows” were too bright today.
14. The Printer: Why did the blonde put a mirror in front of the printer? She wanted to see a “double” printout.
15. The Scanner: Why did the blonde put a picture of her face on the scanner? She wanted to “face” her digital problems.
16. The Email: Why did the blonde keep her computer in the freezer? She was waiting for “cool” mail.
17. The Password: Why did the blonde change her password to “Incorrect”? Because the computer kept telling her the old one was “incorrect.”
18. The Desktop: Why did the blonde put a glass of water on her desktop? She wanted to see the “liquid” in the LCD screen.
19. The Icon: Why did the blonde think her computer was a church? It had so many “icons” on the screen.
20. The Folder: Why did the blonde put a real folder on her monitor? She wanted to “organize” her desktop files.
21. The Link: Why did the blonde bring a chain to the computer? She heard there were “broken links.”
22. The Virus: Why did the blonde give her computer a glass of orange juice? She heard there was a “new virus” going around.
23. The CD: Why did the blonde use her CD as a frisbee? She wanted to “transfer” data to her friend across the street.
24. The Search: Why did the blonde use a magnifying glass on her screen? She was “searching” for the home page.
25. The Scroll: Why did the blonde bring a rolling pin to the computer? She heard she needed to “scroll” down the page.
26. The Font: Why did the blonde change her font to “Arial”? She wanted her text to have “more air.”
27. The Port: Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “USB port.”
28. The Bit: Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to see if it had 32 “bits.”
29. The Chip: Why did the blonde put a potato chip in her computer? She heard it needed a “microchip.”
30. The Fan: Why did the blonde bring a pom-pom to her computer? She wanted to be a “fan” of the cooling system.
31. The RAM: Why did the blonde bring a sheep to the office? She heard the computer needed more “RAM” for the new software.
32. The Hard Drive: Why did the blonde take her computer for a long walk? She wanted to give it a “hard drive.”
33. The Firewall: Why did the blonde bring a fire extinguisher to the computer? She heard it had a “firewall.”
34. The Buffer: Why did the blonde bring a car wax? She heard the video was “buffering.”
35. The Cookies: Why did the blonde look inside her computer? She was looking for the “cookies” the websites promised her.
36. The Crash: Why did the blonde call a tow truck? Her computer “crashed” on the information highway.
37. The Java: Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.”
38. The Bug: Why did the blonde use bug spray on her screen? She heard there was a “software bug.”
39. The Bookmark: Why did the blonde put a post-it note on her monitor? She wanted to “bookmark” a site.
40. The Refresh: Why did the blonde splash water on her face? She clicked “Refresh” on her browser.
41. The AirPods: Why did the blonde try to put two white beans in her ears? She heard about “AirPods” and thought they were a DIY version.
42. The 4K Video: Why did the blonde put four keys on her monitor? She heard she was watching a “4K” video.
43. The Smart TV: Why did the blonde ask her TV for advice? She heard it was a “Smart TV.”
44. The End: Why did the blonde think 2017 was the “switchiest” year? Because she spent the whole time trying to find out which side of the fidget spinner was the “home button”!