Why Severance? For making a “Waffle Party” the most coveted (and terrifying) employee benefit in Hollywood. Part of the 36 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2025… Read More »2025 Vintage: Outstanding Drama
I’ve reached the point where I assume 90% of the comments on any post are bots arguing with other bots. I’m just here to provide… Read More »2025 Vintage: The “Dead Internet” Realization
I tried to buy cookies, but the store wouldn’t let me because my “Cholesterol Level” was too high. My wife is the one who programmed… Read More »2025 Classic: The Bio-Metric Grocery
I’m a “couch” potato in a smart-home. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full Reload Edition (2025) archive. Historically Verified
I hope this year wasn’t a “lemon.” Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full Reload Edition (2025) archive. Historically Verified
Chapter 4: Why was the BBQ 3 hours long? Because the movie set the standard for “Epic Length” and “Maximum Action” near the condiment station.… Read More »2023 Vintage: The John Wick
Why were the red carpets so empty in 2023? Because actors and writers went on strike to remind the studios that while AI can write… Read More »2023 Archive: The Hollywood Strikes
Why was the intern confused? He saw an old “Away Message” and thought it was an “Auto-reply” from an ancient civilization. Part of the 76… Read More »2023 Vintage: The MSN Messenger “Legacy”
She sent a postcard from a desert island. It said: “Peace at last. But the sand is too sandy.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2023 Archive: The Postcard
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