2023 Vintage: The John Wick

Chapter 4: Why was the BBQ 3 hours long? Because the movie set the standard for “Epic Length” and “Maximum Action” near the condiment station.

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@ModemWarrior01/09/2002 11:31I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@Geocities_Builder09/07/2010 01:28I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!

@Sidekick_User07/18/2015 10:00Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!

@Digimon_Tamer03/23/2000 07:16My joke just digivolved into a better one!

@Blogger_Default10/26/2003 11:05Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

@Map_Maker_X11/08/2014 15:28The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.