2025 Legacy: The “Cyber-S’mores”

Why was the marshmallow glowing? Because it was infused with “Safe-Neon” sugar that changes color based on how toasted it is.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2025, Independence Day was "Optimized." We celebrated the 249t...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Folky"? Because the sunrise and the sunset we...read more »

In 1998, Independence Day was all about looking up—mostly to see ...read more »

In 2013, Independence Day was a "Social Media Circus." We were al...read more »

In 2014, Independence Day was a "Global Viral Event." We were all...read more »

Why was the American flag changing colors? Because it was an LED-...read more »

Impossible 8 Final?: Why was the Dad hanging off a drone? Because...read more »

In 2004, Independence Day felt like the peak of the "Digital Life...read more »

Why was the host acting suspicious? Because he showed a video of ...read more »

Why did the burger give you more energy than a workout? Because i...read more »

In 2006, Independence Day was "Very Nice!" (in our best Borat voi...read more »

In 2007, Independence Day was the start of the "Touchscreen Era."...read more »

Why did the Dad jump over the bonfire? Because Ryan Gosling made ...read more »

Why was the 2023 BBQ so divided? Because half the guests arrived ...read more »

@Alt_Vista_Searcher11/24/2015 10:16I searched for "gold" and found this joke.

@Cheers_Norm10/13/2007 12:16Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Gladiator_Proximo05/27/2010 11:05Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!

@DotCom_Survivor05/01/1998 16:24I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy01/03/2011 16:58That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!

@Breakfast_Club_B09/16/1996 16:51Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.