Why did the Dad jump over the bonfire? Because Ryan Gosling made stunt-work look like a romantic gesture (it wasn’t).
Part of the 34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2024 “Stanley Cups & Very Demure” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Archive: The Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
Why was everyone crying over the dog? Because Rocket Raccoon’s ba...read more »
2025 Archive: The Beyond the Spider-Verse
Why were there 50 different versions of the parade? Because "Mult...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Houdini" Dua Lipa
Why was the host gone? Because like Dua Lipa, he did a "Houdini" ...read more »
The Family BBQ Disaster
It was Fourth of July and my entire family was at our backyard BB...read more »
31 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slingers & Idols” Edition
In 2002, Independence Day was a mix of classic American pride and...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Deep-Fake" History
Why did the Declaration of Independence sound like it was read by...read more »
2025 Archive: The Superman (James Gunn) Hype
Why was the 4th so "Bright"? Because the new Man of Steel arrived...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Austin" Dasha
Why was everyone line-dancing? Because the TikTok trend made us a...read more »
2024 Classic: The Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (Teasers)
Why was the 4th so "Spooky"? Because Michael Keaton was coming ba...read more »
2024 Legacy: The A Quiet Place
Day One: Why was NYC so quiet? Because Lupita Nyong'o taught us t...read more »
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2024 Classic: The The Bear Season 3
Why was the kitchen so "Yes, Chef"? Because the show returned in ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Paris Olympics Prep
Why was the pool party so competitive? Because everyone was "trai...read more »
37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2011 “Party Rock & Potter’s End” Edition
In 2011, Independence Day was all about "Every day I'm shufflin'....read more »
2025 Classic: The "Smart-Flag" Technology
Why was the American flag changing colors? Because it was an LED-...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
As if! This is too funny.
I am adding this to my links page right now.
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
The highest note of humor!
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
We are many. We are laughing.