Why was the host gone? Because like Dua Lipa, he did a “Houdini” and vanished as soon as it was time to do the dishes.
Part of the 34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2024 “Stanley Cups & Very Demure” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The Gladiator II (Teasers)
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41 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2020 “Socially Distanced” Edition
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38 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Area 51” Edition
In 2019, Independence Day was a "Cultural Finale." We were all sa...read more »
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1995 “Patriotism & Pinestripes” Edition
In 1995, Independence Day was a simpler time. We celebrated the 2...read more »
33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1998 “Asteroids & Antz” Edition
In 1998, Independence Day was all about looking up—mostly to see ...read more »
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In 2004, Independence Day felt like the peak of the "Digital Life...read more »
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In 1997, Independence Day felt like a massive party on the edge o...read more »
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Why are we still clinking spoons? Because 2024 belongs to Sabrina...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Paris Olympics Prep
Why was the pool party so competitive? Because everyone was "trai...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Self-Driving" Lawn Chairs
Why were the guests moving around? Because the chairs were progra...read more »
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Why were the moms so independent? Because Miley told them they co...read more »
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Why was the cooler empty? Because the "Smart-Home" thought ice wa...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
This is why we need the internet.
I want it that way... the funny way!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!