2024 Legacy: The “A Bar Song (Tipsy)”

Why was the 4th so “Country-Club”? Because Shaboozey had everyone “drinkin’ double shots” and “livin’ a dream” while staring at a grill.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the kitchen so "Yes, Chef"? Because the show returned in ...read more »

Why was Grandma flickering? Because she was celebrating from Flor...read more »

Why was the host gone? Because like Dua Lipa, he did a "Houdini" ...read more »

Why was the BBQ so quiet? Because everyone was "Deep-Posting"—sen...read more »

Why were there giant yellow blobs everywhere? Because the "Mega-M...read more »

Why was everyone looking at the moon? Because for $50,000, you co...read more »

Why was the pool so "Magical"? Because Disney combined every tech...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Bright"? Because the new Man of Steel arrived...read more »

Why was the American flag changing colors? Because it was an LED-...read more »

Why was the grill so "Emotional"? Because Pixar made us realize t...read more »

Why were the fireworks square? Because the Jack Black movie made ...read more »

Impossible 8 Final?: Why was the Dad hanging off a drone? Because...read more »

In 2016, Independence Day was a "Mobile Adventure." We were all w...read more »

Why was everyone line-dancing? Because the TikTok trend made us a...read more »

@Flash_Animator05/16/2011 18:13I should make a stickman movie about this.

@SpiceGirls_Fan01/10/2008 21:04Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!

@Bill_Nye_Fan06/27/2013 15:34Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Hamster_Dance_X06/12/2001 21:03Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!

@Fred_Channel_0609/04/2004 23:17HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!

@Retro_End_User12/14/1998 10:23The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.