2025 Classic: The “Holographic Guest”

Why was Grandma flickering? Because she was celebrating from Florida via a $5,000 laser projector, but the Wi-Fi kept dropping her signal.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why are we still clinking spoons? Because 2024 belongs to Sabrina...read more »

Why did the burger give you more energy than a workout? Because i...read more »

Thailand: Why was the 4th so "Elite"? Because the new season made...read more »

Why were there so many gothic teenagers in 100-degree heat? Becau...read more »

A guy and his wife were watching fireworks on the Fourth of July....read more »

Why was the 4th so "Spooky"? Because Michael Keaton was coming ba...read more »

In 1995, Independence Day was a simpler time. We celebrated the 2...read more »

Why was the burger so... symmetrical? Because it was "Cultivated ...read more »

Why were the fireworks square? Because the Jack Black movie made ...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Bright"? Because we realized that in 2024, ev...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Vampire-less"? Because Marvel delayed the mov...read more »

In 2024, Independence Day was "Very Mindful, Very Demure." We cel...read more »

In 2002, Independence Day was a mix of classic American pride and...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Desperate"? Because Sabrina Carpenter was beg...read more »

@Macarena_Dancer12/08/1995 16:23Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!

@Floppy_Fanatic12/12/2004 21:48Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@MP3_Encoder08/03/2004 21:57128kbps of pure comedy gold.

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler04/02/2006 19:26May I suggest another joke, sir?

@Afk_For_Laughs06/10/2007 16:12Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.