2025 Archive: The Blade (MCU) Wait (Again)

Why was the 4th so “Vampire-less”? Because Marvel delayed the movie for the 15th time, making us all wonder if Mahershala Ali is actually a ghost.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the kitchen so "Copenhagen"? Because every home cook was ...read more »

In 2010, Independence Day was a "dream within a dream." We were a...read more »

In 2001, Independence Day felt like the true start of the 21st ce...read more »

Why was everyone line-dancing? Because the TikTok trend made us a...read more »

Why was the music so perfect? Because the speaker was connected t...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Bright"? Because the new Man of Steel arrived...read more »

In 2018, Independence Day was a "Survival Challenge." We were all...read more »

Why was the firework silent? Because "Noise-Pollution-Free" pyrot...read more »

In 2014, Independence Day was a "Global Viral Event." We were all...read more »

Why were we watching the clouds? Because Glenn Powell made storm-...read more »

Why were the traditional fireworks "Vintage"? Because in 2025, if...read more »

In 2011, Independence Day was all about "Every day I'm shufflin'....read more »

Why was the marshmallow glowing? Because it was infused with "Saf...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Funky"? Because Tommy Richman’s 80s-inspired ...read more »

@Hotmail_Original05/01/1999 15:59Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!

@Brazil_Terry_G06/18/2000 06:43Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@Badger_Badger_M03/16/1998 05:07Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat03/26/2001 18:48Heh heh heh. Good one.

@Hacktivist_Fan10/15/1997 05:15Hacking into the comedy mainframe.