Why was the 4th so “Funky”? Because Tommy Richman’s 80s-inspired beat made everyone feel like they were in a high-speed car chase while walking to the bathroom.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It really whips the llama's ass!
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This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
No way! That’s too much!