In 2014, marriage was about navigating the “Ice Bucket Challenge” (and the subsequent wet carpets), the domestic confusion over the “Flappy Bird” craze, and the… Read More »60 Marriage Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Interstellar” Edition
How many abstract artists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They prefer to leave it in the dark and call it art.
Education and family advice rarely mix well. My mother-in-law is like a library book. Always out of date and constantly telling me what to do.
I’m “twinkling.” Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full Reload Edition (2025) archive. Historically Verified
Why was it the most watched film? Because we all wanted to see how a man can be that good at two things without being… Read More »2025 Archive: The “Shohei” Documentary
I’ve never wanted to chase a tornado more, provided I’m in a truck with Glen Powell. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2024 Olympic… Read More »2024 Archive: The Twisters “Feel the Rain”
Why was the 4th so “Funky”? Because Tommy Richman’s 80s-inspired beat made everyone feel like they were in a high-speed car chase while walking to… Read More »2024 Legacy: The “Million Dollar Baby” Bounce
“Saltier than a Twitter user after the name changed to X.” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Margarita
She says the guest room curtains are “passive-aggressive.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2023 “ChatGPT & Barbie” Edition archive. Historically Verified
Why was the Navy watching the Black Sea? To see if “Global Deterrence” still works when the other guy has a very old-fashioned idea of… Read More »2022 Archive: The “Over-the-Horizon” Reality Check
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