I’ve never wanted to chase a tornado more, provided I’m in a truck with Glen Powell.
Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2024 Olympic Beef archive. Historically Verified
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I’ll never let go... of this joke.
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Laughing in slow motion right now!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.