2025 Archive: The “Screentime” Guilt

My phone just told me I spent 12 hours looking at a screen today. I told my phone that 8 of those hours were spent looking for a better phone.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

My "Discover Weekly" is now so accurate it’s starting to suggest...read more »

Step into 2008 – the year the App Store opened its doors, Iron Ma...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year of the Furby craze, the launch of Goog...read more »

My AI just went on a "pre-date" with her AI to see if we’re comp...read more »

The "anti-heroes" are here to save the day (or just mess it up p...read more »

Mia Goth is a star! The trilogy is over and I’m officially a fan...read more »

We’ve archived 30 years of jokes, observations, and digital shif...read more »

Jack Black is Steve. I’m still trying to process a 3D blocky wor...read more »

I just watched a movie about fast cars that makes me want to dri...read more »

Someone I know just took a "high-altitude" flight. They’re not a...read more »

Welcome to 2001 – the year we traded our floppy disks for the fir...read more »

Welcome to 1999 – the year we partied like it was, well, 1999. It...read more »

My AI just canceled a meeting I didn't want to go to, ordered my...read more »

My new phone is so waterproof I can leave it at the bottom of a ...read more »

@Msdos_Commander09/05/2015 10:41C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor03/18/2014 07:58You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@Fifth_Element_Lelu02/18/2012 16:43Multipass! For the comedy club!

@Thundercats_Ho03/07/1995 04:34Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)

@Liger_Owner_X06/12/2001 00:04It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!

@Hamster_Dance_X01/03/1999 04:54Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!

@Tagged_Network10/23/1996 10:20You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

@Rocket_Jumper04/12/2015 04:16This humor took me to new heights!