Mia Goth is a star! The trilogy is over and I’m officially a fan of 80s-noir-slasher-pastiche.
Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2024 Olympic Beef archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)
63 Observational One-Liners: The 2001 Retro Edition
Welcome to 2001 – the year we traded our floppy disks for the fir...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Longlegs "Hail Satan" Fear
Nicolas Cage in white makeup is the most terrifying thing I’ve s...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Vision Pro "Public" Era
I just saw three people at a bus stop wearing headsets, waving a...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Retro-Physical Trend
I just bought a flip phone and a paper map because I’m "digitall...read more »
2024 Classic: The 2024 Neuralink Human
Someone just controlled a computer with their brain. I still can...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Elio Space Adventure
Pixar is taking us to a planetary council. 2025 is for the kids ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Raygun Olympic Breakdance
I’ve never felt more confident in my own dancing abilities than ...read more »
61 Observational One-Liners: The 2025 Reality Patch
Step into 2025 – the year of the GTA VI countdown, the rise of th...read more »
68 Observational One-Liners: The 2009 Blue-Screen Era
Step into 2009 – the year of the Angry Birds obsession, the launc...read more »
60 Observational One-Liners: The 1995 Life & Style Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the era of oversized flannel shirts, the myster...read more »
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2024 Archive: The 2024 Rabbit R1
A tiny orange box that is supposed to replace my phone. It curre...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Thunderbolts Assemble
The "anti-heroes" are here to save the day (or just mess it up p...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Personal Cloud" Security
I have my own server in my basement because I don't trust the "b...read more »
65 Observational One-Liners: The 2013 Viral Vortex
Step into 2013 – the year of the Frozen takeover, the launch of V...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
Super green! Hilarious!
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
Scouting the web for gems like this.
This is the future of humor!