2024 Vintage: The Longlegs “Hail Satan” Fear

Nicolas Cage in white makeup is the most terrifying thing I’ve seen since I accidentally opened my front-facing camera.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m taking a vacation to a place with no Wi-Fi. It’s the most ex...read more »

My phone just told me I sound "passive-aggressive" in my last te...read more »

2025 is the year we finally find out if he’s actually coming.Par...read more »

The animatronics are back. 2025 is for the kids who love a jump-...read more »

Someone I know just took a "high-altitude" flight. They’re not a...read more »

My ring just told me my blood sugar is slightly high. I’m curren...read more »

The official song for when you’re feeling "Wholesome-Folk" about...read more »

Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »

Step into 2010 – the year of the iPad launch (is it just a big iP...read more »

More growling, more fur, and more reasons to stay out of the woo...read more »

There’s a new filter that removes all other filters. It’s terrif...read more »

I’m still not driving behind log trucks. 25 years later.Part of ...read more »

Step into 2017 – the year of the Fidget Spinner obsession, the gl...read more »

Step into 2021 – the year of the Squid Game global obsession, the...read more »

@Lycos_Dog04/06/1998 18:24Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@OfficeWorker_9903/14/2010 00:16I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@Backstreet_Fan09/25/2011 23:51I want it that way... the funny way!

@Futurama_Bender02/11/2012 10:46Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!

@Cipher_Steak04/14/2000 17:37Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.

@PeanutButter_J05/01/2009 12:38It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@Illidan_Blind04/01/2002 18:36I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!