2025 Vintage: The “Wearable” Health Lab

My ring just told me my blood sugar is slightly high. I’m currently glaring at a donut.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

A show about twins and the Force. The internet is fighting again...read more »

My AI just went on a "pre-date" with her AI to see if we’re comp...read more »

A movie that made me realize that being a photojournalist in a w...read more »

Step into 2015 – the year of the "What color is this dress?" deba...read more »

I just bought a vacuum that uses lasers to find dust I didn't kn...read more »

Step into 2023 – the year we all wore pink to watch a movie about...read more »

A giant blue Smurf, Marie Antoinette’s head, and Gojira. It was ...read more »

Step into 2024 – the year of the "Not Like Us" anthem, the global...read more »

Welcome to 1999 – the year we partied like it was, well, 1999. It...read more »

There’s a new filter that removes all other filters. It’s terrif...read more »

We’re still debating if the musical was a good idea. 2025 is a "...read more »

Step into 2007 – the year of the "Jesus Phone" launch, the birth ...read more »

A new Man of Steel! He’s optimistic, he’s colorful, and he doesn...read more »

I just watched a video of my boss giving me a raise, but the lig...read more »

@ChatRoom_Queen09/15/2011 08:17A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!

@Zip_Drive_Owner11/24/2008 06:03Click of death? No, click of laughter!

@Wayne_World_Ex10/16/2000 11:09Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!

@Tina_Eat_Food08/02/2001 21:04Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

@Tay_Zonday_Fan01/11/2014 16:10Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.

@Retweet_King02/16/2006 00:24RT if you think this is funny!