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2024 Vintage: The 2024 Paris Olympic Opening

 A giant blue Smurf, Marie Antoinette’s head, and Gojira. It was the most chaotic and brilliant thing I’ve ever seen.

Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2024 Olympic Beef archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Ace_Ventura_Pet10/11/2010 21:15Alrighty then! Super funny.
@Breakfast_Club_B03/26/2006 14:27Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Uncle_Rico_9811/28/2009 18:03I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@PeanutButter_J11/16/1999 11:20It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@Philosoraptor_X12/19/2015 03:19If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
@Happy_Tree_Fans12/05/2015 23:47So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
@Forever_Alone_X05/09/1997 23:43At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat12/31/1997 09:06Heh heh heh. Good one.

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