They’re finally in the MCU. They’re from the 60s, but they’re in the future. 2025 is “Timeline-Bending.”
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1. 2014 Classic: The Big Hero 6 Fist-Bump
"Balalalala." Baymax is the only healthcare provider I trust in 2014.Part of the 72 Observationa... read more »
"Balalalala." Baymax is the only healthcare provider I trust in 2014.Part of the 72 Observationa... read more »
2. 2001 Vintage: The Jimmy Neutron Hair
How does it stay up? Is it science? Is it just a lot of 2001-era hair gel?Part of the 63 Observa... read more »
How does it stay up? Is it science? Is it just a lot of 2001-era hair gel?Part of the 63 Observa... read more »
3. 2012 Legacy: The “Suit & Tie” (Wait, that’s early 2013)
JT is already getting his tuxedo ready.Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of ... read more »
JT is already getting his tuxedo ready.Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of ... read more »
4. 2014 Classic: The “Waves” Robin Schulz Remix
The chillest song of the year. I feel like I’m at a beach club even though I’m in a cubicle.Part... read more »
The chillest song of the year. I feel like I’m at a beach club even though I’m in a cubicle.Part... read more »
5. 2014 Vintage: The “Uptown Funk” Arrival
Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars just released the song that will play at every wedding until the year... read more »
Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars just released the song that will play at every wedding until the year... read more »
6. 2018 Archive: The Widows Heist
Viola Davis is the boss. 2018 is the year of the "prestige action thriller."Part of the 75 Obser... read more »
Viola Davis is the boss. 2018 is the year of the "prestige action thriller."Part of the 75 Obser... read more »
7. 2020 Legacy: The Greyhounds Tension
Tom Hanks on a boat. Again. He is the king of "Stressful Transport."Part of the 82 Observational... read more »
Tom Hanks on a boat. Again. He is the king of "Stressful Transport."Part of the 82 Observational... read more »
8. 2018 Archive: The Bohemian Rhapsody Stomp
"STOMP-STOMP-CLAP!" If I hear this in a stadium, I’m legally required to participate. Rami Malek... read more »
"STOMP-STOMP-CLAP!" If I hear this in a stadium, I’m legally required to participate. Rami Malek... read more »
9. 2014 Vintage: The Maleficent Cheekbones
Angelina Jolie’s face is so sharp in this movie I’m pretty sure I got a papercut just looking at... read more »
Angelina Jolie’s face is so sharp in this movie I’m pretty sure I got a papercut just looking at... read more »
10. 2011 Archive: The Midnight in Paris Dream
I want to walk through Paris and meet Hemingway, but I’ll probably just meet a mime and a touris... read more »
I want to walk through Paris and meet Hemingway, but I’ll probably just meet a mime and a touris... read more »
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