In 2014, we were all busy filming ourselves getting wet for charity and listening to “Happy” on repeat. It was the year of Guardians of the… Read More »52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2014 “Interstellar & Ice Bucket” Edition
Because he couldn’t see that well.
Why can’t a blonde dial 911? She can’t find the eleven.
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