Why Wes Anderson? For a movie where 12-year-olds are more mature than the entire adult cast, including a very sad Bruce Willis.
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Thinking is definitely funny today.
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
I’ll be back... to read this again.
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
Plug and Play laughter!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!