Why is it still so dark in Gotham? Because Robert Pattinson proved that even after three years, he still hasn’t found a light switch or a bottle of makeup remover that works against his existential dread.
Part of the 34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2025 “Man of Steel, Fire Ash & The Multiverse Fatigue” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Legacy: The May December Hat
Why Natalie Portman and Julianne Moore? For a movie that proved t...read more »
2025 Classic: The Zootopia 2 Logic
Why the reptiles? Because Disney realized that talking animals ar...read more »
2025 Classic: The Jurassic World
Rebirth: Why Scarlett Johansson? For proving that no matter how m...read more »
34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man, CGI Yoda & Mom’s Spaghetti” Edition
In 2002, Hollywood was all about breaking records and digital bou...read more »
40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2001 “Wizards, Hobbits & Ogre Onion” Edition
In 2001, Hollywood realized that people really, really wanted to ...read more »
2023 Archive: The Saltburn Bathtub
Why Barry Keoghan? For a scene that made everyone in 2023 realize...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Creator Visuals
Why the budget? For a sci-fi movie that looked like it cost $300 ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Passion of the Christ
Resurrection: Why the wait? For Mel Gibson proving that a sequel ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Argylle Twist
Why the cat bag? For a spy movie with so many twists that the aud...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Beau Is Afraid Adventure
Why the three hours? For an Ari Aster movie that felt like a 180-...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The Bad Guys 2
Why the heist? For proving that being "good" is only fun until yo...read more »
2025 Archive: The Karate Kid
Legends: Why Jackie Chan and Ralph Macchio? For proving that "Wax...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Wolfman Howl
Why the reboot? For proving that Universal is still trying to mak...read more »
2025 Archive: The Thunderbolts Asterisk
* Why the secret? For a Marvel movie where the title has a litera...read more »
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I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
I should make a stickman movie about this.
Plug and Play laughter!
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).