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2025 Archive: The Thunderbolts Asterisk

* Why the secret? For a Marvel movie where the title has a literal asterisk, proving that even the studio isn’t 100% sure who is on the team or why they are there.

Part of the 34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2025 “Man of Steel, Fire Ash & The Multiverse Fatigue” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Napster_King04/24/2014 11:30I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
@Legally_Blonde_Elle03/19/2000 13:17What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@Beverly_Hills_9021012/16/1999 23:36The coolest joke in the zip code.
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli09/19/2005 08:35That still only counts as one laugh!
@SoundBlaster_AWE09/07/2001 05:01Crystal clear MIDI humor.
@BitTorrent_0107/16/2008 14:49Seeding this joke for everyone else.
@Hattori_Hanzo_S08/10/2007 15:57I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
@Limp_Bizkit_Fan05/20/2011 02:12Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
@Badger_Badger_M07/24/1999 17:03Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
@Runescape_Noob12/07/2008 11:35Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!

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