Why the sharks? For a movie that proved Paul Mescal can look great in a tunic while fighting a digital rhinoceros.
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Alrighty then! Super funny.
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!