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2025 Classic: The F1 Speed

Why Brad Pitt (again)? For proving that at 61, he can still fit into a cockpit and drive at 200 mph, as long as the camera is mounted exactly where it hides his reading glasses.

Part of the 34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2025 “Man of Steel, Fire Ash & The Multiverse Fatigue” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Legacy: The Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Return
Why the wait? For a 36-year sequel that proved Michael Keaton sti...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Mickey 17 Delays
Why did it take so long? Because Bong Joon-ho realized that killi...read more »
2025 Classic: The Superman Rebirth
Why was David Corenswet so bright? Because James Gunn decided tha...read more »
2025 Classic: The Jurassic World
Rebirth: Why Scarlett Johansson? For proving that no matter how m...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Civil War "What kind of American?"
Why Jesse Plemons? For a two-minute scene so terrifying that ever...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Maestro Nose
Why Bradley Cooper? For a performance so dedicated that he spent ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Gladiator II Water
Why the sharks? For a sequel that suggested the Roman Colosseum w...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Final Industry Vibe
Why the "Reset"? Because it was the year Hollywood stopped trying...read more »
2023 Classic: The Ken Energy
Why Ryan Gosling? For proving that being "Just Ken" is a full-tim...read more »

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2025 Classic: The Minecraft Movie Square-off
Why does everything look like a block? For a movie that proved th...read more »
2023 Archive: The Bottoms Fight Club
Why the high school? For a comedy that proved that the best way t...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Monkey Man Fights
Why Dev Patel? For a movie that proved that if you want a job don...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Encarta_User04/30/2010 13:17I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@AltaVista_Pro12/04/2000 06:13Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@Sidekick_User01/30/2007 22:11Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
@Charmed_Ones05/30/2001 22:59The power of three... laughs!
@Coffee_Addict12/11/1996 00:31404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Transformers_OP10/23/2006 01:08Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@Hansel_So_Hot11/05/2013 00:18That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
@Blogger_Default09/19/2013 04:21Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

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