Why did it take so long? Because Bong Joon-ho realized that killing Robert Pattinson 17 times in one movie requires a level of CGI and emotional stamina that even the guy from Parasite found exhausting.
Part of the 34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2025 “Man of Steel, Fire Ash & The Multiverse Fatigue” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2023 Archive: The Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 Tissues
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
This is the future of humor!