Why the raccoons? For a finale that proved James Gunn can make you feel more emotional about a CGI otter and a baby raccoon than most movies can about actual human beings.
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Better than 16-bit graphics!
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
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