Why Keanu Reeves? For the moment the internet achieved peace because John Wick was finally voicing a grumpy, black hedgehog.
Part of the 36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2024 “Lisan al-Gaib, Anxiety & Dogpool” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The John Wick Spinoff (Ballerina)
Why Ana de Armas? For proving that you can take down a whole room...read more »
2023 Classic: The Napoleon Bread
Why Joaquin Phoenix? For a historical epic that suggested the Emp...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Blade (Maybe?) Release
Why the silence? For a movie that has been "coming soon" since 20...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Fast X Bridge
Why Jason Momoa? For a villain who was so "fabulous" and chaotic ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Monkey Man Fights
Why Dev Patel? For a movie that proved that if you want a job don...read more »
40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2001 “Wizards, Hobbits & Ogre Onion” Edition
In 2001, Hollywood realized that people really, really wanted to ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Smile 2 Popstar
Why Naomi Scott? For a horror sequel that suggested being a world...read more »
35 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2020 “Tenet Inversion, Couch Premiers & Zoom Red Carpets” Edition
In 2020, the most dramatic thing in Hollywood wasn't a plot twist...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Creator Visuals
Why the budget? For a sci-fi movie that looked like it cost $300 ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Vicious Revenge
Why Bryan Cranston? For a movie that asked: "What if Walter White...read more »
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42 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People, Bastards & The Hangover” Edition
In 2009, Hollywood went big or went home. It was the year we real...read more »
2025 Archive: The Insidious
The Further: Why the title? For a franchise that has spent so muc...read more »
2023 Legacy: The May December Hat
Why Natalie Portman and Julianne Moore? For a movie that proved t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Mortal Kombat 2 Johnny Cage
Why Karl Urban? For proving that even in a world of ninjas and so...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
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