Why Joaquin Phoenix? For a historical epic that suggested the Emperor of France was mostly just a moody guy who really missed his wife and liked to shout at dinner.
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38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1996 “Show Me The Money, Aliens & Accents” Edition
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2025 Legacy: The 28 Years Later Comeback
Why so long? For a sequel that proved that Cillian Murphy is stil...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Argylle Twist
Why the cat bag? For a spy movie with so many twists that the aud...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Mickey 17 Delays
Why did it take so long? Because Bong Joon-ho realized that killi...read more »
38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick’s G-Force, Elvis’s Voice & The Slap” Edition
In 2022, Hollywood decided that the big screen was officially bac...read more »
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2023 Legacy: The Iron Claw Muscles
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36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2024 “Lisan al-Gaib, Anxiety & Dogpool” Edition
In 2024, Hollywood embraced the spectacle and the "Messy Multi-ve...read more »
40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2010 “Inception, Social Networks & Toy Incinerators” Edition
In 2010, Hollywood decided that if a movie didn’t have at least f...read more »
2024 Archive: The Love Lies Bleeding Muscles
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There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
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This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
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