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2023 Vintage: The Poor Things Eyes

Why Emma Stone? For a performance that proved that being a “reanimated toddler-woman” in a steampunk version of Lisbon is the weirdest and fastest way to win your second Oscar.

Part of the 40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer, Kenergy & Atomic Hats” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sidekick_User03/27/2009 04:15Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
@Seinfeld_Fan_Club05/22/2006 20:47A joke about nothing? Love it!
@Austin_Powers_Doctor06/17/2013 07:30One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
@Optical_Mouse_9911/10/2014 11:00I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
@Memento_Guy12/04/2015 12:18Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
@Snatch_Mickey05/18/1998 08:58Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@Goosebumps_Kid03/08/2013 16:16Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@YouTube_Beta_User10/03/2004 08:55I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@Flash_Game_Dev03/05/1995 01:18I should make a game about this joke.

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