Why Emma Stone? For a performance that proved that being a “reanimated toddler-woman” in a steampunk version of Lisbon is the weirdest and fastest way to win your second Oscar.
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🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Argylle Twist
Why the cat bag? For a spy movie with so many twists that the aud...read more »
2025 Legacy: The John Wick Spinoff (Ballerina)
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2024 Legacy: The Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Return
Why the wait? For a 36-year sequel that proved Michael Keaton sti...read more »
40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2001 “Wizards, Hobbits & Ogre Onion” Edition
In 2001, Hollywood realized that people really, really wanted to ...read more »
38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2011 “Hogwarts Ends, Apes Rise & Bridesmaids” Edition
In 2011, Hollywood was all about the "Grand Finale" and the "Unex...read more »
37 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1997 “King of the World, Bad Batmans & Face-Swapping” Edition
In 1997, Hollywood was obsessed with scale. If it wasn’t the most...read more »
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38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Snap, Shallow Notes & Quiet Ghouls” Edition
In 2018, Hollywood decided that endings don’t have to be happy—th...read more »
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In 1996, Hollywood was caught between the blockbuster boom and th...read more »
36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2024 “Lisan al-Gaib, Anxiety & Dogpool” Edition
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In 2015, Hollywood was all about grit and nostalgia. It was the y...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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A joke about nothing? Love it!
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I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
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Do ya like dags? And jokes?
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I should make a game about this joke.