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2025 Legacy: The John Wick Spinoff (Ballerina)

Why Ana de Armas? For proving that you can take down a whole room of hitmen in a tutu, as long as Keanu Reeves gives you a nod of approval in the hallway.

Part of the 34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2025 “Man of Steel, Fire Ash & The Multiverse Fatigue” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025

36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2012 “Assemble, Skyfalls & Mush-Mouth Bane” Edition
In 2012, Hollywood was all about the "Payoff." It was the year we...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Mickey 17 Delays
Why did it take so long? Because Bong Joon-ho realized that killi...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Maestro Nose
Why Bradley Cooper? For a performance so dedicated that he spent ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Love Lies Bleeding Muscles
Why Kristen Stewart and Katy O'Brian? For a movie that suggested ...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Poor Things Eyes
Why Emma Stone? For a performance that proved that being a "reani...read more »
2025 Classic: The Passion of the Christ
Resurrection: Why the wait? For Mel Gibson proving that a sequel ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Nosferatu Shadow
Why Bill Skarsgård? For a remake that proved that even after 100 ...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Final Industry Vibe
Why the "Reset"? Because it was the year Hollywood stopped trying...read more »

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38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2011 “Hogwarts Ends, Apes Rise & Bridesmaids” Edition
In 2011, Hollywood was all about the "Grand Finale" and the "Unex...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@T9_Texter02/27/2002 10:544-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
@Lion_King_Simba11/24/1999 06:48Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Brazil_Terry_G08/26/1998 14:50Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
@Bam_Margera_Fan09/04/2008 13:58Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
@Animorphs_X03/28/1995 23:33I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@About_Dot_Com12/13/2009 21:26The human guide to online humor.
@Salad_Fingers_F07/11/1996 13:14I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
@I_See_What_You10/17/1997 05:56I see what you did there. Clever!

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