Why Rihanna? For a movie that proved that 2025 is the year where even the little blue guys need a R&B soundtrack to stay relevant.
Part of the 34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2025 “Man of Steel, Fire Ash & The Multiverse Fatigue” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2025 Archive: The Insidious
The Further: Why the title? For a franchise that has spent so muc...read more »
2023 Archive: The Bottoms Fight Club
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2024 Legacy: The Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Return
Why the wait? For a 36-year sequel that proved Michael Keaton sti...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Fantastic Four Retro-Future
Why the 60s vibe? Because Marvel realized that the only way to ma...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Mortal Kombat 2 Johnny Cage
Why Karl Urban? For proving that even in a world of ninjas and so...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Dungeons & Dragons
Honor Among Thieves: Why the pudgy dragon? For a movie that was s...read more »
2024 Classic: The 2024 Final Industry Vibe
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36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2012 “Assemble, Skyfalls & Mush-Mouth Bane” Edition
In 2012, Hollywood was all about the "Payoff." It was the year we...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Priscilla vs. Elvis
Why the height difference? For a movie that reminded us that whil...read more »
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Why Natalie Portman and Julianne Moore? For a movie that proved t...read more »
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In 2006, Hollywood was all about the "Reboot" and the "Deep Cover...read more »
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In 2018, Hollywood decided that endings don’t have to be happy—th...read more »
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In 2007, Hollywood decided that if you’re going to be a villain, ...read more »
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DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.