Why Ethan Hawke’s mask? For a sequel that suggested that even if you’re dead, you can still provide a very helpful long-distance service for kidnapped kids.
Part of the 34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2025 “Man of Steel, Fire Ash & The Multiverse Fatigue” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Archive: The Bottoms Fight Club
Why the high school? For a comedy that proved that the best way t...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Kinds of Kindness
Why the dance? For the annual tradition of Emma Stone and Yorgos ...read more »
2023 Classic: The Killers of the Flower Moon Length
Why the three and a half hours? Because Martin Scorsese decided t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Bad Guys 2
Why the heist? For proving that being "good" is only fun until yo...read more »
2024 Classic: The Deadpool & Wolverine Bromance
Why was Marvel saved? Because Ryan Reynolds convinced Hugh Jackma...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Little Mermaid Underwater
Why Halle Bailey? For a remake that proved her voice is magical e...read more »
36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2000 “Gladiators, Volleyballs & Mutant Leather” Edition
In 2000, Hollywood was breathing a sigh of relief that the world ...read more »
39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2016 “Deadpool, Civil War & The Wrong Envelope” Edition
In 2016, Hollywood decided that being a hero wasn’t enough—you ha...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Fast X Bridge
Why Jason Momoa? For a villain who was so "fabulous" and chaotic ...read more »
38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2011 “Hogwarts Ends, Apes Rise & Bridesmaids” Edition
In 2011, Hollywood was all about the "Grand Finale" and the "Unex...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Superman Rebirth
Why was David Corenswet so bright? Because James Gunn decided tha...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Fantastic Four Retro-Future
Why the 60s vibe? Because Marvel realized that the only way to ma...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Monkey Man Fights
Why Dev Patel? For a movie that proved that if you want a job don...read more »
2023 Legacy: The May December Hat
Why Natalie Portman and Julianne Moore? For a movie that proved t...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!