Why Halle Bailey? For a remake that proved her voice is magical enough to make people forget that CGI Flounder looked like he had seen things no fish should ever see.
Part of the 40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer, Kenergy & Atomic Hats” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Vintage: The Gran Turismo Logic
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2025 Classic: The Jurassic World
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2024 Legacy: The Twisters "Feel It"
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2023 Archive: The Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 Tissues
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2023 Legacy: The Priscilla vs. Elvis
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2024 Classic: The MaXXXine Fame
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
That still only counts as one laugh!
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
One does not simply read one joke.
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!