Why the silence? For a movie that has been “coming soon” since 2019, making Mahershala Ali the most patient man in the history of the vampire hunter guild.
Part of the 34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2025 “Man of Steel, Fire Ash & The Multiverse Fatigue” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Classic: The Napoleon Bread
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38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Snap, Shallow Notes & Quiet Ghouls” Edition
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2023 Legacy: The Little Mermaid Underwater
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2025 Classic: The Jurassic World
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In 2008, the game changed forever. It was the year we realized th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Mortal Kombat 2 Johnny Cage
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2023 Vintage: The Wonka Candy
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2025 Archive: The Insidious
The Further: Why the title? For a franchise that has spent so muc...read more »
2024 Archive: The Love Lies Bleeding Muscles
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2024 Legacy: The Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Return
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In 2010, Hollywood decided that if a movie didn’t have at least f...read more »
2025 Legacy: The John Wick Spinoff (Ballerina)
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2025 Classic: The F1 Speed
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
This is why we need the internet.
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
Waddle on over and read this!
True story! I was there!