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2025 Vintage: The Blade (Maybe?) Release

Why the silence? For a movie that has been “coming soon” since 2019, making Mahershala Ali the most patient man in the history of the vampire hunter guild.

Part of the 34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2025 “Man of Steel, Fire Ash & The Multiverse Fatigue” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2023 Classic: The Napoleon Bread
Why Joaquin Phoenix? For a historical epic that suggested the Emp...read more »
38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Snap, Shallow Notes & Quiet Ghouls” Edition
In 2018, Hollywood decided that endings don’t have to be happy—th...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Little Mermaid Underwater
Why Halle Bailey? For a remake that proved her voice is magical e...read more »
2025 Classic: The Jurassic World
Rebirth: Why Scarlett Johansson? For proving that no matter how m...read more »
39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2008 “Chaos, Iron Men & Full Tropic Thunder” Edition
In 2008, the game changed forever. It was the year we realized th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Mortal Kombat 2 Johnny Cage
Why Karl Urban? For proving that even in a world of ninjas and so...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Wonka Candy
Why Timothée Chalamet? For proving that he can be whimsical, sing...read more »
2025 Archive: The Insidious
The Further: Why the title? For a franchise that has spent so muc...read more »
2024 Archive: The Love Lies Bleeding Muscles
Why Kristen Stewart and Katy O'Brian? For a movie that suggested ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Return
Why the wait? For a 36-year sequel that proved Michael Keaton sti...read more »

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2025 Legacy: The John Wick Spinoff (Ballerina)
Why Ana de Armas? For proving that you can take down a whole room...read more »
2025 Classic: The F1 Speed
Why Brad Pitt (again)? For proving that at 61, he can still fit i...read more »
2023 Classic: The Past Lives Subway
Why the "In-Yun"? For a movie that made everyone text their middl...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Resident_Evil_Z10/23/2013 11:57Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
@Net_Neutral_9512/28/2008 23:04This is why we need the internet.
@Retro_Gamer_Girl07/25/2005 00:16Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@Cheers_Norm03/16/2006 19:45Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@Zip_Drive_Owner01/13/2000 08:18Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@Sum41_Skater12/19/2012 13:38In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
@Heathers_Winona04/27/2000 19:52Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
@Harambe_Memories12/21/1998 09:55Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
@Club_Penguin_Kid12/13/2014 17:08Waddle on over and read this!
@True_Story_Neil04/27/2004 03:38True story! I was there!

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