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2025 Vintage: The Mortal Kombat 2 Johnny Cage

Why Karl Urban? For proving that even in a world of ninjas and sorcerers, the most important weapon is a pair of expensive sunglasses and a huge ego.

Part of the 34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2025 “Man of Steel, Fire Ash & The Multiverse Fatigue” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Myspace_Tom02/01/2004 08:29I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Flash_Player_Fan07/20/2003 23:01Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@StarWars_Nerd12/04/2008 05:30The farce is strong with this one!
@Napoleon_Dyna07/18/2008 21:43Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
@Fire_Background02/22/2006 02:26This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
@Lulz_Sec_Ghost01/25/2011 01:37Laughing at the security of my own ribs!

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