A blonde went to the hair…
A blonde went to the hair salon and asked for a perm. The stylist said “How long do you want it to last?” The blonde… Read More »A blonde went to the hair…
Why can’t a blonde dial 911?…
Why can’t a blonde dial 911? She can’t find the eleven.
Why do cows have bells? Answer:…
Why do cows have bells? Answer: Because their horns don’t work!
What do you call a magician on a long-haul flight?
A flying saucer! He’s taking his illusions to a whole new altitude.
Why did the blonde put a band-aid on the fridge?
This blonde one-liner is short and sweet: It had a cold.
Why did the blonde bring a hammer to the party?
I couldn’t stop laughing at this one: She wanted to break the ice.
2025 Vintage: The Mortal Kombat 2 Johnny Cage
Why Karl Urban? For proving that even in a world of ninjas and sorcerers, the most important weapon is a pair of expensive sunglasses and… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Mortal Kombat 2 Johnny Cage
2025 Legacy: Jurassic World
Rebirth: Why was the T-Rex wearing a tracker? Because Scarlett Johansson was busy saving the dinosaurs again, and “life finds a way” to sell more… Read More »2025 Legacy: Jurassic World
2024 Archive: The Humane AI Pin Fail
Why was the manager holding his hand out like he was waiting for rain? He was trying to see a “laser display” that was invisible… Read More »2024 Archive: The Humane AI Pin Fail
2024 Archive: The Lion
I’m “pride-ful” of my original content. Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified