This blonde one-liner is short and sweet:
It had a cold.
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Better than a headshot in Complex!
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
best discovery of the day. i needed a good laugh.
is this actually deep or am i just tired? lol.
found this via google search and it actually made my day. greetings from europe!
found this via a link on reddit. glad i clicked.
my wife is blonde and she actually laughed at this. miracle!
best joke i’ve heard in years. simple and effective.