A blonde decided to take up skydiving. When she jumped out of the plane, she pulled the cord and nothing happened. She pulled the backup cord and still nothing happened. As she was falling she said “I bet the landing is going to be terrible too.”
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A blonde went to the hair...
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Are you not entertained? Because I am!
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
Deal with it. This is gold.